Welcome to the Apocalypse.

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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'transport for ireland'
that explains that, then

lets take a moment to appreciate bass players

highgayden:

“My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind…and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That’s why I read so much Jon Snow.”

tessladapanda:

“The cosmic perspective not only embraces our genetic kinship with all life on Earth but also values our chemical kinship with any yet-to-be discovered life in the universe, as well as our atomic kinship with the universe itself.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

tessladapanda:

“The cosmic perspective not only embraces our genetic kinship with all life on Earth but also values our chemical kinship with any yet-to-be discovered life in the universe, as well as our atomic kinship with the universe itself.”
-Neil deGrasse Tyson

forever-living-in-fiction:

toastyonepilots:

dat face though


That face is literally the summary of asdfghjkl

forever-living-in-fiction:

toastyonepilots:

dat face though

That face is literally the summary of asdfghjkl

miw-wtf:

I’m going to hell

miw-wtf:

I’m going to hell

gerardwaysgay:

frank-ieros-knees:

flowers-fromthe-cemetery:

gerard-ways-dick:

my-blogknowswhatyoudidinthedark:

homosexualgerard:

fat-frank:

imissfatgerard:

thefagparadeisdead:

ultra-fagg0ts:

unicornkobra:

iamkingzora:

fuckingoctopuses:

MCRMY
LISTEN

OMG OMGOMG OMGGMOGMOGMGOMGOM

OMFG WHERE DID THIS COME FROM AND WTF IS IT?

holy fucking fuck RELEASE THIS SHIT MCR

OMFG WHAT IS THIS ITS BEAUTIFUL OMG

oooooo

w hat

I AM SOMEWHAT CONFUSED, HAPPY AND SCARED. HelP

I’M ON MY PHONE AND IT WON’T PLAY

IS THIS BLONDE HAIRED GERARD?!?!

guys it IS blonde haired gerard remember he said the secret song was a bit country and techno ???

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS COME FROM OMG IM GOING TO CRY REALEASE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING STOP NO STOP TEASING MEI JUST CANT FU CK

wHAT THE FUCK I NEED ANSWERS

outofcontextdnd:

DM: - Did you consider the burst radius and the size of the room you are in?

(Immediately after the group’s mage cast a fireball spell that the rest of the party had failed their saving throws against)