Now You See Me Opening Scene
BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE CARD WE ALL PICKED RIGHT
HOW DID THEY DO THAT
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
I’m done, internet. Just… done.
I just showed this to my best friend and she flipped her shit. “HOW DID HE KNOW THAT WAS THE CARD!!”
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
Careers can always change. Drinking and smoking is far more harmful while you’re still developing and sex… well, not ALL teenagers have reached sexual maturity at your age, and assuming you’re talking america (18 age of consent), not all states are like that and in addition to this it is likely just a safe play to make sure you’re at least an adult before you do it, because then you’ll definitely be sexually mature
So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?
if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??
breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass
Remove that part about sexual organs and being underage and lets just go with if it’s a professional environment we need to wear professional clothing you fucknugget
you’re either ignorant as hell or a total troll either way you need to find something productive to do