Unusual skill: how to take a picture of the Moon dropping from the Earth; a fresh, round, grey egg.
This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.
yooo this guy’s gonna get his ass kicked for real lol
Why is he going to have his ass kicked? Because he’s addressing a real problem females face, making men realize just how creepy it can actually be?
Because its hilarious watching grown men run away like children after almost cat-calling another of their own gender.
'Tell me when they look.'
A lot of people might just be looking at the guy and not his ass. Granted, some of them admit that they thought he was a girl, fair play, some men like to look at things they think look nice, and this creeps out girls. But damn if someone came up to me after I abstractly looked at them in passing, and accused me of staring at their ass, I’d laugh in their fucking face, regardless of what part of them I was looking at. Hell, paranoia usually makes me scan them all over just to make sure they’re not obviously carrying any weapons.
Where was I? Oh yeah. This is a stupid video, and a stupid and invalid point to be making, just like many of fouseytube’s other videos. Not every man is a perverted ass-staring dog who only wants to give you a hot beef injection. Just like not every person who walks past the abuse of a muslim woman for wearing a hijab is a racist, sexist bastard who deserves castration and imprisonment. In what seems like a good-hearted attempt to better the state of equality and annihilate the prejudice of this world you’re forgetting perhaps the most important part of it all; Everyone, absolutely everyone is different, and some people just don’t have the time to care or mental state to strictly attend to the current focus of their eyes because someone might get upset that you’re looking at them.
I used to bitch out my brother for looking at me. Then I got over it, because it’s not like I could actually feel his eyes focussing on me. Apparently rather unlike the mythical fouseytube, who has the superhuman sense to feel someone else’s retina absorbing light that was freshly reflected from his buttocks.
Oh, and children tend to break down and cry while running away at speed. They all sort of walked and went along with their business after realising the mistake. But close enough, I guess.
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal