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erkerkerk:

seasonsofreedom:

it’s like that time at a festival when you are so exhausted and all you want to do is sleep but at the same time you want to keep listening and frolicking

My girlfriend and I did this at city and color. It was a night to remember

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

(Source: 7ae, via naughtyjamie)

ichiruki4evs:

shipperqueen93:

thestraggletag:

Now You See Me Opening Scene

BUT THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE CARD WE ALL PICKED RIGHT

HOW DID THEY DO THAT

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

I’m done, internet. Just… done.


I just showed this to my best friend and she flipped her shit. “HOW DID HE KNOW THAT WAS THE CARD!!”

but how

(Source: rooneymara, via so-come-and-get-us)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(via technicallywonderwoman)

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via so-come-and-get-us)

noizzex:

Cottonwood Pass and the Milky Way | Lars Leber

my favourite patrick stump tweets

[sequel to this, maybe]

(via pilotstwentyone)

difficulting:

clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life

Careers can always change. Drinking and smoking is far more harmful while you’re still developing and sex… well, not ALL teenagers have reached sexual maturity at your age, and assuming you’re talking america (18 age of consent), not all states are like that and in addition to this it is likely just a safe play to make sure you’re at least an adult before you do it, because then you’ll definitely be sexually mature

(Source: uncondense, via myloveformcrwillneverdie)

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

Remove that part about sexual organs and being underage and lets just go with if it’s a professional environment we need to wear professional clothing you fucknugget
you’re either ignorant as hell or a total troll either way you need to find something productive to do

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