I have a tumblr. Tumblrs are cool.
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
“We’re threatening. Unstoppable. Undefeatable. Dangerous. You can’t ignore us anymore. We’re too loud.” —Gerard Way.
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
omg hahaha, must reblog
Can she be my mom? Dear god I laughed so hard I cried XD
I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet